therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
shutupmerlin: ‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
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gaymakeouts: Don’t ask a girl out unless you have a minimum of 15 character references attesting to her homosexuality and unless she has “gay” tattooed on her forehead. Otherwise you are preying on a straight girl. Don’t flirt with a girl unless she initiates it by walking up to you and…
dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
perma-scowl: may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
twisted-sapi0sexual: sonicsea: men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy asshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad. hey this is a good and important post
pizzaforpresident: seinfelcl: [i tap the microphone in front of me] i think [my voice echos throughout the huge stadium] its time….. to stop quoting mean girls. thank you [i exit the stage] [shouts from back] she doesn’t even go here!
zackisontumblr: how i feel about cute boys
vardaesque: vardaesque: MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
997: fuck you
thesexypenguin asked: your url is the coolest!